1. You can have your own private slumber
parties.
2. If he
wears a skirt it's easy access.
3. He always envies you because he would rather
be wearing what you are wearing.
4. You can have a girlfriend as well as a
boyfriend who doesn't mind waiting while you take your time shopping.
5. You can double your wardrobe selection
6. You never have to worry about cheating on
you with another woman. He IS the other woman!!
7. You always have a girlfriend to go shopping
and have lunch with!!
8. He'll NEVER object to being a clothes dummy
and wearing a dress while you hem it.
9. While shopping, you can test a new shade of
nail polish on him and he doesn't complain or ask to see a matching lipstick.
10. He'll rarely have that scratchy five
o'clock shadow.
11. He'll never ask you to have a threesome
with another woman as long as he can wear the lingerie.
12. He will be sympathetic about your excess body
hair.
13. He won't tear your lingerie when removing
it from you.
14. He won't mind waiting on you or your
girlfriends
15. If you need a slip for that new dress you
bought, he happens to have the perfect one, and lets you borrow it.
16. You can switch off wearing the high heels
while on a long shopping spree.
17. A man in a dress makes a good cook.
18. He loves to smell perfume and will give you
an honest opinion.
19. You can test a new shade of lipstick on
him.
20. If you purchase something for your home, it
will never be too feminine.
21. At least the toilet seat will be down.
22. He is a lot easier to buy gifts for.
23. He knows just the right way to make love,
takes his time and knows just what makes you tick!
24. He will understand much better that the
best thing a girl can have when she feels down is new clothes.
25. If he buy's you clothes, you know he sizes
them right.
26. You can take him to the hair salon with you
and he will sit quietly while you both get your hair done, and he will never
complain. In fact he will thank you.
27. The only time he will ever care if you wear
curlers to bed is if he has to wear the oversized rollers.
28. He understands why you don't care for
spending 8 hours a day in pantyhose and high heels.
29. Never complains about leaving delicate
underwear out to dry.
30. You have a girlfriend who doesn't get PMS.
31. He will not only shop with you but pay the
bill as well!
32. He knows how to handle delicates when he
does the laundry.
33. Satin and velvet are more snuggly than
denim and wool.
34. He understands the need for quality
cosmetics.
35. You have even more excuses to go shopping,
and he will even carry the bags.
36. You can borrow his jewelry, clothes & makeup.
37. He understands why you go through so many
pairs of stockings.
38. He no longer expects you to get ready for a
night on the town in 15 minutes or less.
39.The world needs more feminists in lipstick.
40. You can take the Cosmo quizzes together.
41. You can ask him how an outfit looks, and
get an intelligent response.
42. His new friends don't spend all day
watching football.
43. He knows to walk slow when you're wearing
heels.
44. If he says "Hon, you look nice."
you know he really means it
45. He can spot makeup smudges better than any
other guy.
46. He's like having a live in cosmetologist.
47. He loves to go shopping with you and watch
you try on clothes.
48. He knows how to treat a lady with care,
sensitivity and respect.
49. He's a girl friend that will stick around,
and won't flake out on you or stab you in the back.
50. He loves to dress up and have long chat
sessions.
51. You can have a threesome without adding
another partner.
52. If you've ever been bi-curious you can
experiment a little.
53. You know one of you will have a tissue with
you when you need it.
54. Dress him up in a French Maid's Uniform and
you have a house cleaner for the day.
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